When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Friday, April 1, 2011

OUT OF THE MOUTH OF BABES - NO APRIL FOOL JOKE

Three-year-old detective.

We all know not to say dirty words in front of our children, or they will be spouted out in perfectly enunciated English in church or school, and that has caused many embarrassing and hilarious moments, depending on whether or not you are the mother or grandparent of that little precious one, right?

Maybe the lady in the above story should start practicing a few seconds of discretion when she partakes of her daily enjoyment, or else, provide the kid with something fun to keep his mind off of what she is doing, like putting him in the floor with blocks or a puzzle, and possibly, the words, "Mommy's weed," should be totally eliminated from her vocabulary!  

Fortunately, I am on the hilarious side of this story, and it started my day off on just the right note!  IT WASN'T ME!  Anytime I can say that, and laugh at the unfortunate person being embarrassed by her child, it's a good day! 

1 comment:

  1. Ah, yes, good, strong parenting - that's what makes America wonderful.

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